Lemming Drops, a new sweet sensation brought to you by I. Berry Undertakers. Each sweet contains a secret blend of Arsenic and Cyanide.
“What with all this healthy living the Undertaking business has taken a bit of a dip, so we have diversified into confectionary,” says Ivor Berry.
“Since been taking over by Unipoly Corp we have been looking at ways to maximise our product and grow our core consumer base. The added bonus is that our glorious owners also have been given the contract to increase hospital beds.”
Good luck Mr. Berry. Lemming Drops are currently available in the following flavours:
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