A breakdown of the headlines as seen from the window of a Clapham Omnibus:
Well known person wears clothes
Well known person has intimate relations with another well known person
Something happens to a character on a television show
Somebody unknown does something economically reprehensible- scumbag!
Somebody well known does something socially and morally reprehensible – cheeky scamp!
Person kicks a synthetic pigs bladder and is paid a lot of money for doing so
Person used to be paid a lot of money to kick a synthetic pigs bladder for one person is now paid even more to do it for someone else.
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